southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

(via laughslastforever)

priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

(Source: leatherh0ff, via perks-of-being-chinese)

detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

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I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER

(via orgasmic-humor)

ass-sass-class-pizza:

THE COMMENTS ON NASH GRIERS INSTAGRAM ARE MAKING ME PISS MY SELF THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE DESERVES IT. YOUR BLUE EYES CANT GET YOU OUT OF THIS ONE U SHIT

(via toolazytolive)

speedbumpsgonnagetyou:

samandriel:

tribblenauts:

crazyboutfayz:

his squint in the first gif is my favorite

he’s like “did u hide it”

This never gets old

can we just take a moment to appreciate that that kid was genuinely terrified. like, he had no idea what misha was going to do all he knew was that misha was going to “scare him.” like that poor kid must have been pissing his pants

(Source: i-think-i-m-adorable, via nerdy-and-proud-of-it)

tehnakki:

stereksextape:

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THE HDR EFFECT WAS HARD BUT IT’S ACTUALLY LIKE A 5 STEP THING BESIDES DUPLICATING AND FLATTENING SHIT HOLY FUCK I CAN DO IT. I’M SO EXCITED WOW THAT’S LOVELY and I have to share because no one every taught me this.

  1. Open your picture.
  2. Duplicate layer (Ctrl+J)
  3. Overlay that shit 50%
  4. Flatten image (Ctrl+E)
  5. Duplicate that one layer that you have now (Ctrl+J)
  6. Desaturate (Shift+Ctrl+U)
  7. Invert (Ctrl+I)
  8. Gaussian Blur it to 40
  9. Now overlay that B&W Blurred image
  10. Duplicate and sharpen if necessary
  11. AMAZEMENT WOW HOLY SHIT

MOTHERFUCKER, I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR HOURS. TAGG(NG THE SHIT OUT OF THIS.

(via charslander)

spainkitty-mishassweetestkittles:

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

YOU MEAN I COUDL HAVE BOUGHT AN ENTIRE ISLAND IN CANADA INSTEAD OF GOING TO COLLEGE AND HAVING TO SPEND MORE MONEY TO THE GOV’T FOR LOANS? YEAH, FUCK COLLEGE, THEN. MY KIDS ARE GOING TO HAVE A “THEIR-OWN-ISLAND” FUND.

(via sassyavengers)

rupsidaisy:

divascreech:

foodvalley:

“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog

go outside

didn’t know depression was selective in who it affects

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

amerlcanapparel:

piggylippy:

amerlcanapparel:

have you ever been so attracted to someone that every little thing they do kills you because they’re so cute but it also kills you because you can’t be with them

did you mean harry styles

no i didn’t mean harry styles

(via hairy-corndog)